November Disappeared--Not Our Fault

Entry # We Don't Remember

Dear Diary,

Our loyal owner caught some human disease, probably from not getting up-to-date vaccinations, and was sick in bed most of November. We spent a great deal of time comforting her and sleeping the days away, just waiting for our meals.

On a happier note, loyal owner has recovered fully, and we now feel our lives are happier, due to the Christmas decorations and the full cabinet of dog food, treats, and joint supplement tablets. Ah, the good life.

Even though she has returned to her healthier, happier self, she spends evenings away from us because she has opened a shop. Truthfully, she opened this shop this summer, but we didn't think she would stay interested in her new "toy."

If you want to see where she spends her evenings now, and if you like eating your meals out of very old, very special china and crystal, here is her website:

www.myspace.com/setthetable

That's really all of our news for now, but remember to put coats or sweaters on your pets, now that it has turned cold. Here in Florida, we consider anything below 50 degrees as unbearable to our delicate dispositions. This morning, loyal owner dressed us in her old tee shirts, just to make us feel loved and cozy.

Bye for now, and signed with gratitude for our blessings,

Ashley and Abel

Remember, do not give pets for Christmas presents. We are not toys, after all. Happy Holidays!