Diary Entry # 10: Make Mine Pepperoni

February 19, 2005

Dear Diary,

Situation: No gourmet dinner tonight, pantry empty, panic ensues

Assignment: Stare at loyal owner until loyal owner figures out the solution

Results: Loyal owner suddenly gets the idea (put into the head by brilliant dual canine staring at loyal owner) to feed us the other half of the large pepperoni pizza that was brought to our home tonight by a human. Papa John's Pizza, the best pizza in town, according to loyal owner, makes us want to sing the duet from "Lady and the Tramp."

Happy to say that Ashley, lady greyhound retired racer, and I feasted on thin crust pepperoni cheese pizza, and felt our staring had produced the correct response in our loyal owner. Bella note! Ciao! Asti Spumante! Salute!


Sincerely filled with amore and melted cheese,

Abel, former Animal Shelter resident, current head of household